whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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WOw you have no life

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Where's my tractor?

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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