The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Today is March 22.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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