Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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lol

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Life

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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