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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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