The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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