A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

sfdg

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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