- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Racial Equality

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

RUN

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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