- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

There's my tractor.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

You will not press the like button.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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