- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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