- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Wait what? I did not type that!

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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