- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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