You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Dyslexics have more nuf!

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Once, I went to Peru.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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