- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Gangnam style

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Jesus Christ

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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