- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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