- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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