- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.