why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Racial equality.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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