why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Church.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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