- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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