- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Poop swing

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Killing your friend as a joke.

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