Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

Your face is hilarious.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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