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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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