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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

"Knock knock." "No."

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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