This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Continents are large islands.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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