- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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