Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What? Yes.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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