Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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mark lawson likes boys

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Justin

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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