What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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