- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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