Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

My dad

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Reading the Terms and Conditions

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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