- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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