Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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