Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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