WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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