Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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sky's sty

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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