- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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