- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

you will like this because i am black.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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