- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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