- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Your mother is average.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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