A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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HEY YOU!!!!

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Where's the dick??? east

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Check out page 4016 :)

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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