a man makes a bad joke

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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