A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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