- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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