- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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