Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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You see how lame this is?

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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