- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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