- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

falling didnt make the difference

Brad Fuller!

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Where's my tractor?

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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