- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white? a zebra

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

ugh good riddance

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

breasts

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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