A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Vagina.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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The Female Orgasm

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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whats black and strange a paki

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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