- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Jesse gets so many ladies

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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